The shiniest skin
the most glorious (foreclosed) homes
the biggest cars
the largest utility bills

Most nose jobs
most Salvadoreans outside of San Salvador
most bad folklórico
most stale air
most d’Anjou pears

Sunshine state
Most empty fields
Most green tomatoes
Most high school drop outs
Most blond hair dye

Most twisted tongues
Most silent rosemary
Most infatigable cactus
Most “job growth”
Most Best Buy positions
Most air-conditioned sighs

Most gay marriage petitions
Most transnational birds
Most Pepsi children

This is what the West won.