HispAnglos:

- Go to state schools
- Are big on cheddar cheese
- Wear hoop earrings
- Like football
- Drive Hondas
- Drive Toyotas

- Buy PC's
- Don't kiss on the cheek
- Buy whole wheat tortillas
- Are big on biceps
- Have a cousin in the army
- Smoke cigarettes
- Are un-phased by bankruptcy
- Never think about immigration

- Only mark 'Hispanic' on enrollment forms if they need scholarship money
- Don’t speak Spanish
- Don’t even speak Spanglish

- Are the Southwestern creoles of the New America